21stday ofMayin the year2013
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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Seems like every 6 months or so - maybe once a year - there is a debate about rape jokes. Here’s how it goes:
A dude tells jokes about rape or deals with hecklers in way that includes rape. A woman hears these jokes or is the heckler. She publicly states that she is upset or didn’t like the joke…
16thday ofMayin the year2013
What was a rumor no longer is. Miles Edgeworth and Trucy Wright join the fight in Dual Destinies.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
….No words for how happy I am right now.
are you gross sobbing yet
I am too happy for happy sobbing. With me, that’s saying something.
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Because I’m legit screaming and crying right now.
Trucy is back.
A case is in Trucy’s school. Where everyone has the uniform of Yumihiko Ichyanagi.
Miles Fucking Edgeworth is back. And he’s chief prosecutor. Rival against Phoenix as well.
Best…
Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}
STOP
Damn you.
No sarcasm, the most inspiring and idea-inducing recipe I’ve seen on my dash in ages. I can think of about five variations I’d like to try off the top of my head. Mmmmm cookies.
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Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.
Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart.
The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.
(Source: facebook.com, via eatenbyagrue)
Finally, a Treehouse for Adults!
“It seems almost inexplicable that a house with such bold forms and so dramatic cantilevers could remain even remotely anonymous, yet, as the shadows of leaves cast dappled light over the weathering copper, as the curving lines of the shingles begin to resemble the grains of sawn timber, and glass throws back images of the surrounding forest, it becomes completely obvious that this building is at peace with its environment.” Click through to read more!
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Don Cheadle, on Robert Downey Jr.’s train-of-thought-derailing hands (x).
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via edgeofpanic)
Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan on being detained at the U.S. Airport—twice. (Once, he was detained while promoting a film called “My Name is Khan” which was ironically about a person with the last name Khan suffering from repeated racial profiling.)
Multiple actors and other prominent individuals in the film industry with the last name “Khan” have been detained when entering the country. Irrfan Khan (The Life of Pi, Slumdog Millionaire, Spider-man) described the three times he was stopped—while on the way to receive honors for his roles in films such as The Namesake—as “humiliating.” Actor Aamir Khan was stopped and stripped searched in 2002. Director Kabir Khan, was reportedly detained at least three times in 2008 while filming in the United States. The New York Times ended up remarking on The Dangers of Fying While Khan
This much is clear:
If you’re an award winning actor named Khan, you will still get stopped and humiliated at the airport. When that rare character in American media finally shows up sharing your name, he will be played by a white British man. That actor will wear your name for one movie and sneer and strut to great critical acclaim. You will wear your racialized name, your skin color, and hope you don’t get detained another time.
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This is why fuck Boogerdoodle Catmulch
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(Source: rt.com, via monstrousmoonshine)
